THE ORDAINED

NameThe Doctrine
Captain 5000 Captain 5000 Guitar, vocals & the shaping of heat. Often found nursing an Aperol spritz like a votive candle.
Queen Antimony Queen Antimony Hatched fully formed from the Egg of Zorn to serenade the Galaxy. Her children are black cats.
Orklord Orklord A friend to low end, his day job is commanding innumerable hordes.
Snowbeast Snowbeast Seven feet of Dolomite frost with the heart of a Bolognese nonna. Keeps time like a glacier and will not start until everyone has eaten.
Karlor Karlor An interstellar ivory tickler, he held a throne once in a key that no longer exists. Speaks rarely; always in the plural.
Dr. Starchild Dr. Starchild Coaxes sound from starlight and only rehearses with every light turned off.
Nightbeast Nightbeast Seven-foot wingspan, ten strings, three pedals, four knee levers. Only comes out after dark and steers toward the brightest light in the room.
Dr. Cute Dr. Cute Saxual healing guru with a doctorate in melting hearts. Some believe butter courses through his alien veins.

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